Boys Don't Make Passes at Girls who Wear Glasses

Coupla Things, Pals:

1. Someone made a myspace page explicitly for DANZIG'S HOUSE. (mood: morose)

I think that is hilarious!

There's Danzig in a horrifically out of focus picture, washing his car! There's s'more pics of his house! What do people do all day but live to go on the Internet and entertain the likes of me?

2. Saw KATHLEEN (turner overdrive!)EDWARDS play last weekend and it was shockingly good. Her band is incredible and records will never do her voice justice, your honor.

Plus, she's a great wit and . I love birds like that.

3. This is a great line from a great writer who walks a genius floss of tightwire:

"Your bed/is a big soft calculator, where my problems multiply"

(-J. McDaniel)

4. I wish I had a colossal Butterscotch Sundae this very moment. mmmm. Sweet ice cream suds in the sugary marigold bath. oooh.

Alright, meeting adjourned. The Donger need food!

I will be writing a love letter to Anthony Bourdain before sunup.