Friday, August 22, 2008

Brush Sold Seperately

A few months ago, I read Sloane Crosley's essay, "The Pony Problem" (chap. one: I Was Told There Would Be Cake) about her ultimate and irrational fear that if she ever expired suddenly, her loved ones would have to sort through the things in her apartment.
She would not be ultimately embarrassed by a collection of sex toys, or by dust bunnies that had accumulated. No. 
She knew, that when her friend and family sorted through private items, they would find a collection of My Little Pony figurines. Some imprisoned nerd-style in their original packaging, some with rhinestone eyes, many with grooming brushes.
Then, the other day, I had an incredible and related art-discovery.



shown: Edward Scissorhands & Joker figurines

Which makes me wonder... When will someone darken my memories of Cabbage Patch Dolls and Pound Puppies?

Want. Lust. Lust. Want. Etc.


HUDSON FURNITURE


this satiates my creepy chandelier fetish.
i want my ceilings dripping in this.